Saturday, June 28, 2008

The Ending

It was the west cost of Sahara desert, and the four of them were blinking in the bright sunlight, with a huge hamster at their side.
So it all end like this
Dumb never returned to his school but got a job at the circus acting a hamster. Henry returned safly to his father's. Jesus and Kansas returned to the valley wich they had been captured by the wolves to find the missing Teletubies.
And the large hamster?
Henry sold it to How-Chia Junior High and it lived hppily with the other humans in the school.

Friday, June 27, 2008

Chapter 19

The moment the sword turned into smithereens in the hamster's moth, there came a menicing snear outside the school. Then the two teachers they had seen earlier rushed into the place where they are standing. "Headmaster, Vol-Dam-Ort is right outside the school grounds, he is telling his men to suck out all the water in the lake to put in his dam." "God!"cursed Dumb and he hurried into the grounds. Henry and Kansas tied and locked th huge hamster to the wall, it was full and was already fast asleep.

Just then a crepy looking man floated up outside the window, he had big hands, white skin, no hair and wearing a blood red cloak. In his other hand held Dumb, wich he threw onthe ground. The man smiled and said in a high clear voice "Hello, Dumb my old pal, I am taking this school and kill you all, but you have one chance to survive." there was a little pause while the man licked his red lips, showing his pointed teeth" I will give you an hour, you could run toward the mountains. The water of my dam is filled now, the water will only reach the end of the mountains 300 miles from here. The water will cover you all in 10 seconds , so be quick. I will start counting from the first step you take, start in five minutes time or I will let out the water now." Dumb cursed a number of his best chosen rude words. "And " said the man, who must be Vol-Dam-Ort as Dumb beckoned the three of them foward "No apperating, I've cast a charm wich will prevent you from apperating, you could apperate only if you walk over the old oak tree at the edge of the Dark Forest in the mountains."

They had hardly ny time to spare that Dumb didn't even curse, he poked the big hamster awake and directed it with his stick. Then they hurried out of the school. The mountain was tall and steep, it was nothing to Kansas wich was young and thin, but Dumb and Jesus were very old and Hnery was a very fat kid. Then Dumb cast his broken stick in a circle and the huge hamster wich was floating beside them, sprang awake and carried them through the mountains really fast. There was only 20minutes left whenthe hamster stopped and threw them all down. They were only 2 miles away from the great oak, but the hamster laied down and started to snore. They could not wake the hamster so they took turns draging it, and edged toward the oak. With 5 meters to the oak, their hour was up. The sound of running water reached their ears, after 7 seconds they finally made it. Dumb waved his stick and with only a half minute left they apperated with the sound of strong running water still ringing in their ears......

Chapter 18

They landed in the highstreet of Hamsmeed, and walked up to the gates with the winged hamsters ontop. Dumb clicked his fingers and the gates opened, they walked up to the front door and opened it wide, out marched two teacher looking peoeple. They both weared long robes with the Hamster World crest on it: a red, green ,yellow, purple hamster each. Dumb sweap into the school without talking to the two people and Henry, Kansas and Jesus fallowed. There were dozens of hamsters in the corridores, they were busy taring down the statues on the plinthes near the wall. There was one that was instantly reconizable. It was the largest and truly three floors wide, lucky for it the corridores of Hamster world were all 4 floors wide. Dumb shouted" Get back to bed!" The croud of hamsters raced away, except for the largest one, still shoving the statues into it's over sized mouth. Dumb pulled out his broken stick and shouted" Stop or I will curse you!" The large hamster turned around, grinning stupidly, still chewing on the statue of Nicolus Hamel, the famous sorcerer's stone maker.

The large hamster turned and ran, Dumb pointed his broken stick at it's broad back and the Largest Hamster in The World flew foward with a loud yell and crashed into the wall. This was a big mistake. The hamster crashed the wall open and the sword of Hamsterdore appeared before their eyes. On it's hilt were seven glitering rubbies, and "God-Drick Hamsterdore" was carved on the blade. The fallen fat hamster saw it, Dumb scenced what it was going to do. With a cry of desperate, Dumb pointed his broken stick at the hamster, but no mater what spell he shouted, it all rebounded back. Then before anyone could stop it, the large hamster grabbed the sword and shewed it up.

Chapter 17

"Thanks alot."said Henry gratefully to the old man. "What is your name?"asked Kansas. "My name is Albus Dumb-O-dore, but you can just call me Dumb." said the old man. The people in the street were staring at Dumb's long robes and pointed hat, so he quickly took off those. And out of his hat jumped two hamsters, the people in Egypt never saw a hamster, and they crowded around it. Then a man called Peter Hotdogs bought it for a million dallors. "What work did you do to involve a hamster?"asked Henry. "Oh, that reminds me, I could take you to our school"said Dumb. "What school?""My school of course"said Dumb"A magic school Hamster World, our motto is' We Want Engrish. We have four houses: Hamsterdor, Hamsterclaw, Hamsterpuff and Hamsterlinn" "That's fine by me."said Henry"And me"said Kansas. They both look at Jesus"What about you?"Jesus cried"I hate hamsters."

Dumb was afronted, "what's wrong with hamsters? They are furry and cute." Jesus said "Last year I saw a hamster in my house, I tried to pet it and........" "What?"said Dumb."It turn into a three floor wide monster and ate all the food I stored in my refrigerator." "Wide?" "Yeah, it was as tall as me really." Dumb thought for a moment and cried"The largest hamster in the world!" "What?" "Yeah, he is in our school, he is really greedy, he ate all the food at his table." "God, he really can eat." Just then Dumb cast out a blood curdleing scream" The sword of Hamsterdor! If he ate that Vol-dam-ort can get into the school and kill all the students."

"Who is Vol-Dam-ort?"asked Henry. "He is an evil wizard, you can put water on the dam on top his head and water pour out to kill all the people. And he had a powerful stick called the Live Stick, if he use it hell will move to the sky and heaven will move underground." "Oh no, than my house will crash!" "Why?"asked Henry"It will just change place" "Because the first of the 3 little pigs help build it with straw." "I need to get back to school"said Dumb"could you three come and help me?" They all agreed(Kansas covering Jesus's mouth), then they turn on the spot to diapperate.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Chapter 16

Henry fainted and next second he was splashed awake again. Color wolf's voice groweled in his ear. "Wake up your oilness, you are so lazy."Henry groaned and woke up, the awful smell of stinky tofu attacked at his nostruls. The color wolf grinned again and continued his speach" And we present, blood of our sacrificers, start form the fatty."When Henry noticed, the three masked wolves were trying to cut open his back. "We can't cut him sir, he has too much oil, probly more than a whale's blubber." As he said that, the three knives turn into an arch. The colorwolf gaped at the swords, and said"The old cowerd first, than." The wolves tried cutting Jesus, but his bone is too hard. "Dam_! Cut the last one." The exacutioners were about to cut Kansas, when some one shouted" Stop!"The wolves looked up, bewildered then an old man with a long silvery beard and half-moon specticals walked out. Color wolf growled"You can't stop us!" "Oh yes?" The old man took out a broken stick and said"ass-io gun." And a gun appeared out of thin air.

The old man took the gun and shoot the wolf's head. Blood poured out and the color wolf's body fell to the ground. The old man waved his broken stick and the four of them appeared on the east side of the Saharen Desret.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Chapter 15

The moment the moon light hit the color wolf, he leapt up. He let out a loud growel. It shook the whole valley and ecoched off the valley cliffs. The wolves leapt up, they sharpened their teeth and pulled out their knives. They stood straight in a row a looked up at the platform. The masked wolves walked foward, they bowed to their boss, who nodded. The wolves tore their prisoners' clothes down, leaving them nothing to wear but pants. The three wolves use their knives to slice a wound on their body, they let the blood drip onto their prisoners back. The wolf blood was hot and had a burning feeling upon Henry's bare back. The color wolf leapt foward, he said in a deep growel" Today, as every wolf in the world wish, we have gathered three prisoners in the honor of the Wolfking's return."

Henry frowned. The color wolf's breath was smellier than garbage in the city wast yard. The color wolf continued his speech" With all respect, we present you a juicy fat human, a no use old git and a mucsel man." Kansas cried" Your breath is so smelly, how often did you brush your teeth?" The wolf opened its mouth to reply, that's when Henry noticed a hand full of stinky tofu stacked in his mouth. He grinned"Last time I went to Taiwan and ate alot, it is so tasty I don't want to brush my teeth." "Oh, dam_." thought Henry as he fainted at the smell of color wolf's mouth.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Chapter 14

The wolves contiued to work and their moves became faster, the color wolf sat on the tallest rock, watching every move his men made. The wolves carried out lots of meat and lay them under their leader. Last the wolves placed a large knife a platform build on top of the rock the color wolf is standing. Then three wolves wearing a mask each, and each carring a knife in it's belt untied the tree pisoners and pushed them toward the place where the color wolf was waiting, a excited look gleaming in it's big yellow eyes. Just walking to the top took about 2 hours and when they got there the color wolf was sound asleep on the floor.

The wolves wich held them at bay, however, seem wide awake and they have no chance to run away. Kansas growel" Get your dirty hands off me." the wolves snickered" You won't be so happy once it's time for the fun to begin."Just then, the first ray of moon light shawn onto them , covernig them with the silvery glow of light.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Chapter 13

The dragons were now too useless to kill them now, so one night Kansas broke the cage door and they sneak out. When they leave and the dragons noticed and the were still screaming for the Teletubies to come back. "Bless them," said Kansas"I never thought that these useless pets will be any good." The Teletubies didn't mind, they just jump on their head to "rest"and sunk right out of sight.

They walked for a few days and one night, a group of wolves kidnapped them. They reached a big rock and under it, a big wolf walked out. He look very strange, he had alot of color fur. Jesus was whimppering again. Kansas on the otherhand said"Hey man, why do you have so many color fur?" "Me? I'm the most famous wolf, Colorwolf." "He is indeed very colorful"Sneared Kansas. There are seven color fur on him, but Henry noticed that yellow was the most.

The wolves were getting lots of paint and brushes, they were lighting lots of torches, it seems that the wolves were preparing for some kind of ceremony.

Saturday, April 5, 2008

Chapter 12

Now Satan was very angry. He started shouting at the dragons to stop watching Teletubies, and the dragons suddenly woke up. In a flash, the dragons started toward Jesus and Jesus screamed like a monkey. Satan smiled, and then he raised his knife high and said"Jesus you old fool is going to die."He was wrong.

The dragons had almost reach Jesus when the Teletubies rushed out. The dragons stoped dead again. Satan was beside himself with rage, he screamed"You foolish dragons, start attacking." but the dragons were once again watched Teletubies. Satan poked one of the dragons with his knife, and the dragon roared" Shut up!" and breath a ball of fire from his ear into Satan's face. When Satan next stood up, his hair were standing straight like a pinball.

Satan looked at himself in the mirror and died of shame. And one more evening, the dragons watch Teletubies none stop.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Chapter 11

The three of them were pushed into the cage by three devils carrying long spears, they pushed the prisoners into the cage. As soon as they entered the cage, it began to change form. Out of nowhere grew four golden walls, it covered the cage only a couple of tiny holes remained. Jesus was very silent, he didn't say a world and he was white-faced, shaking with fright. Kansas sneared to Henry" The old cowerd has such little courage." Jesus gronned. Suddenly five out of the ten holes, burst five dragons. They were large and red with big wings and large yellow eyes.

The dragons turned slowly to Henry and zoomed at him, long fangs shinning. Then out of Kansas's pocket jumped out four creatures, one red, one green, one yellow, one purple. They have a TV on they're stomach. The dragons froze then they crowded around the strange creatures. "Hello, we are Kansas's pet"said the purple creture"we're Teletubies" The dragons were so intersted by the Teletubies the forgot to attack. Then the TVs on the Teletubies started to play a movie about Teletubies, now the dragons were too busy watching the movie. Then the dragons said" Are there more." The Teletubies played one after another and the dragons spend the whole day watching Teletubies.

Monday, March 24, 2008

Chapter 10

Henry was amazed at how powerful was Satan's magic, that he could make dead people come bake to life. Jesus gronned" I hate it when you do that." Satan laughed. His laugh was evil and deep. "I've done it for about a zillion times when we were at school, and you're still afraid of it? What a real cowerd you are." Jesus didn't seem to have any reason to say. Satan smiled. He snapped his fingers, five little devils pulled out a large cage.

"Where did you get it?"screamed Jesus. Satan smiled at Jesus's fright. Henry saw that it was made of gold and decorated with jewels, he couldn't understand why Jesus was so afraid. Neither did Kansas"That old fool has lost his mind."sneared Kansas. Satan seem to have read Henry's mind. He said" This, my young freind is the Cage of Attack, as you can see our old maniact here is very scared." The cage glowed in the red, dark light of Hell. Henry shivered, the cage was letting of a strong cold wind. Satan grinned again"See what I meen, my young fat friend after I'm finnished with you I will have a year's worth of oil.

Then Satan suddenly growled" Take them into the Cage and see what they make of it." They were trapped.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Chapter 9

The man stopped right infront of his prisoners. He brandished the knife at them, and Jesus whimpered worse than ever. Henry gasped. The man was a devil he read in a book, the mask with a lion on it was familier. The knife's handle was the shape of a dragon, the blade was made of pure silver and four large diamonds were carved on it. It was the evilest devil ever, Satan.

Satan grinned. Then he spoked in a deap, evil voice" Hello! my friends, my name is Satan." Henry felt more afraid than ever, in the books Satan loved to kill. He wondered if the Satan here is really like that, if he is they will all be history. Satan pulled out his knife, he whipped it playifully at Jesus, and Jesus screamed out loud. "Oh you're such a cowerd, you haven't changed at all" sneared Satan.

Satan suddenly swipped the knife at Jesus and in a flash, Jesus's head was gone. Henry was too scared to speak, but Kansas look very happy. "Thanks, for killing that old fool for me." Satan laughed. Then he picked up Jesus's head, placed it on the body and blew. Jesus came backed to life!

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Chapter 8

The fallowing morning they set off. They went on foot which seems to be very easy for Jesus and Kansas, because they were walking as fast as a ninja. For Henry, this is very hard work because he was so fat, even two weeks in the desret he still weight far more than 100kg. Jesus poked Henry on the stomach every time he was five meters away form Kansas. Soon Henry was tired, and night had fallen, so the three of them built up a tent.

In the middle of the night Henry heard something moving outside. Then several men in black cloaks burst into the tent. They grabbed all three of them and ran off. The men carried them into a cave and into a room, Jesus gaspped. The sign on the wall read' HELL'. "Why scream?"asked Henry" You know how to do magic." Jesus screamed"No, I don't know"Henry was stunned." Then how did you make that sand storm?" Jesus screamed "That's the devil in Hell, I paid him a zillion dollars to make that."

Then a very tall man, in a black cloak with a mask on his face and carring a large, glitering knife approched them.

Chapter 7

Somebody was poking Henry gentely on the head. He woke with a shout. Infront of him were two unfamilier people. One was very old, with a long white beard and he was bald. The other was a young man, he was very musculer and was grinning at Henry. "Ah! You finaly wake up, we thought you were dead." said the old man. " Who are you?" the words came out before Henry could stop them and he knew he had sound rude. "We found you with your head in the sand" said the old man. "Why are you doing that, you do konw that's quick sand." "Then we pulled you out by the feet and you are lucky not to be dead."

Henry finally understood the old man's words. Then he asked" What's your name? I thank you two very much." The old man said" I'm Jesus and that's my brother Kansas" said the old man. "I came here because you picked on me so much and my ears are starting to itch ." "Your ears should be itching." muttered Henry, " You leave me in such a mess." Jesus sighed" I did it because you are too fat and you need exersise, that camel a sent for you to ride nearly broke it's bones when it came back to me, and that's my privite camel, you know." Then Kansas said" For apolagy, we will send you to the west cost of the deset." Henry was so happy he danced.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Chapter 6

The sand had almost reached his mouth. Henry's heart lept because he saw a thick tree branch to hook the bone. Using all his might, he threw the bone. With his fingers crossed, Henry watched as the bone flew through the air and smashed on the tree trunk. The bone was too week, and the sand had reached his mouth. Henry quickly pulled the rope back and grabbed another bone, then he threw his whole weight on the bone and threw it.

The bone flew into the sky, but a hawk appeared out of thin air and landed on the branch. The bone caught the hawk's head and smashed. " Now I will have a fried hawk" cursed Henry. Now the sand had almost reached his ears. Henry could barely breath, then his hand touched the very thing he wanted, the newest bone. Henry tied the bone to the rope as the sand reached his ears. Then he amed it at the branch again. The bone had hooked around the branch.

His heart lifting, Henry pulled the rope and inch by inch he began to rise out of the quick sand circle. When his navel reached the surface, the branch started the shake, his weight plus the sand in his clothes too much for the branch. Then the branch broke entirely and Henry was thrown head first into the quick sand hole. "Damed!" thought Henry. and as the sand filled his ears and nostrols, he thought he heard people whispering, but then he fainted.

Friday, January 25, 2008

Chapter 5

" Oh Jesus!" cried Henry for he was waist deep in sand and sinking still lower. He tried to push himself out of the sand with his hands, but he almost toppeled head first into the sand again. Desperate to get out of the horrible sand, he tried to leap out, but that was no use, and he sank even deeper. Then Henry relised something which made his heart sank. He relised what this odd sand is. It was quick sand.

Quick sand was the thing that people living in the desert fears most next to sandstorms. He remembered an old man who had lived in the desert for a long time told him that quick sand was completely un-escapable. It will circle the people and slowly, the people will sink beneath the sand. When a sand storm comes, or when it rains, the bones will reappear on top of the surface of the sand.

Thinking that his bones will be the next set to dry here if he didn't find a way to escape soon, Henry began to panick. Then a bone hit Henry on the head, now only his head remained on top of the sand's surface. The bone made Henry see a chance of surviving. He grab the ropes inside his pocket, then tied the rope to the bone. As he did that the sand reach his chin, then he looked for a place to hook the bone.If he can't find any, he'll be history.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Chapter 4

It was the morning, and Henry woke up in his cave. The memory of yesterday's idea still seem impossible to Henry. The mountain was high, fifty feet above the ground, and the side of the mountain was filled with lots of sharp rocks. Henry reluctantly walked around the mountain top, trying to find a path to go down. After half an hour of surching, Henry finally discovered a path which seems to lead down to the base of the mountain. This was a very narrow path and keeps turning at unexpected places. Once Henry almost fall of the path and straight to the bace of the mountain because it was so hard to keep his balance on the narrow path.

The path became narrower the farther Henry went. He was panting as though he had just ran a mile, now the sun was almost right on top of Henry's head. The heat was incredible, not only Henry's skin was very dry, but unfortunaly, the sand on the ground around him was very hot, too. There was no place for shelter on the path, sweat was dripping like a miniture waterfall from the tips of Henry's nose. Finally, the narrow path seems to be a bit wider. Henry gathered the rest of his strength and walked as fast as he could toward the place where the path ends.

But what he saw made Henry took several steps backwards. There were about ten sets of bones, human looking bones scattered on the ground. One set of the bones still had a bit of flesh on it, and was giving off a rotting smell as though the flesh had only rotted for a few days. Henry noticed that the bones were scattered in a circle, he took a couple of steps forward to examine them closer. Then, with out warning, Henry sank waist deep into the sand.

Chapter 3

It was wonderful to find a place to live. Henry crawled inside, the cave was not big but possitioned greatly. It blocked the sunlight from hurting his eyes, and the floor of the cave was smooth. Now possibly quivering with exictment, he ran outside the cave to move his possetions inside. Then he relised for the first time that he didn't have any possetions excpt the knife. The happiness that had welled up in him since he found the cave was gone, a great hopelessness took place and he dropped to the floor on his knees.

After two days of nothing but dread of what was going to happen to him for company, Henry started to get really hungry and terribly thirsty. He decided that the only thing he could do was to go and find water and food, or die. Henry walked around the mountains for an hour but didn't find a single drop of water. His lips were very dry, then he saw a row of cactuses about a hundred yards away. He ran toward the cactuses, triping and falling over but he didin't care. He cut down several branches, he chewed them in his mouth. It was very spicky and a bit acid but it was water all the same.

After water, he needed food. He had only a knife for a weapon so if he miss, every thing is lost. Henry tried to find food anyway, but there was no food where ever he looked in the mountain. The conclusion was, he needed to think of a plan to go down the mountain." Oh Jesus!'thought Henry"Why have you gave me such a hard task" High above Henry"s head, Jesus thought" Is someone picking on me?Why do my ears itch so much?"

Chapter 2

Henry woke up. He remembered dimly what had happened several hours ago. He remembered Tim and Tom vanishing, his friends's shouts and clearest, the huge force that thew him backwards. He now relised that it was a big sandstorm which has sturck their tent last night. He thought" Where are the others? I need to find them." But just as Henry tried to get up, he felt a piercing pain on the rightside of his body. Looking down, he saw that his right arm and the right side of his waist were drenched in dark, shockingly red blood.

Even as he watch, his blood still poured from his arm and waist, the rock where he lay was already shining in the bright sun light because of Henry's blood. It seems that the place where he had landed was a rocky mountain full of sharp rocks, and the spicky rocks had caught the side of his body while he landed. Henry riped off the sleeve of his shirt and wraped it tightly aroud the big wound on his arm. Feeling slightly better, he got gingerly to his feet and started to explore the the place where he had fallen.

The place where he had fallen was a rocky mountain, with loads of sharp rocks. Henry look down at the suroundings, and his heart sank. He was at least fifty feet up from the ground. Henry immediately gave up on the hope to get down the mountain. He walked on, then he spotted a rock cave not far from him. His heart bursting with happiness, he raced toward the cave. It was just what he needed, a shelter.

Chapter 1

Henry, the son of a treasure hunter was riding on a camel in the great Sahara Desert while a silent disaster approched. A newly pinned up sign read "Large Sandstorm forming near the westcost of Sahara Desert, passengers beware."A large crowd of people were discussing over this notice board near the eastcost of Sahara Desert. This notice was, however pined up on July 3rd, three days after Henry set out across Sahara, and Henry didn't have a magical vision so he was unaware that a terrible disaster was approching him.

While Henry and his friends were eating dinner, the wind was stronger than usual. The first to noice this was their guide Tom, and he said" Did you hear the noise of the wind? It's unusualy strong." But then Tom's son Tim said"It's nothing, just that we are not sheltered by tall mountains, that's all... Before he could finish the sentence, the tent was blown off, and Tim was thrown backwards and disappeared from view. With a cry of fear, Tom ran toward the place where Tim had vanished, but Tom disappeared after Tim.

Henry was terrified, he started blundering blindly forward. Then he heard his friends Charlie and George yelling"NO!" Henry started to run toward the source of their voices, but then he felt a huge force throw him back...And he didn't feel anything, except pain beyond pain on the right side of his body.


Henry was riding across a large desert to see his uncle. But then a big storm approched and he got seperated with the rest of his group. During the storm, Henry lost all of his surviving equipment.No map, no water, no compass..., no anything. He was alone in the middle of a huge desert with nothing. Nothing except a knife, wich was his one and only tool or weapon. There were very few wild animals in New York, which is Henry's home town. But now he was in the great Sahara Desert, where who knows what fierce wild animals live........